I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing!

I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing!
Episode Information
Version	United States
Season	Micronesia
Episode Number	3/15 (234)
Original Release	February 21, 2008
Viewership (in Millions)	12.66
Ratings/Share (18-49)	4.1/N/A
Episode Chronology
Previous	"The Sounds of Jungle Love"
Next	"That's Baked, Barbecued and Fried!"
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I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing! is the third episode of Survivor: Micronesia.

Story

“	The Fans finally get the matchup they've been waiting for when they learn they must compete head-to-head in a full contact battle with the Favorites. Meanwhile, one castaway is torn between two alliances and makes demands in order to get what she wants.	”
—Episode Synopsis

Challenges

• Reward
• Immunity

Challenge: Beach Bash
In a playing area similar to a football field, the tribes start at opposite ends of the playing field with three canvas bags. The tribes have to battle their way to their end zone. The challenge ends when one tribe has their three bags and two of the other tribe's bags in their end zone at the same time
Reward: Three sets of items chosen from a catalog by the tribe.
Winner: Malakal (exiled Kathy Sleckman and Ami Cusack)

Challenge: Nut Bucket
Two women and two men from each tribe hold onto ropes that support a large net. One at a time, the other castaways will attempt to toss coconuts into the other tribe's net. The tribe who holds up their net for the longest time wins the challenge.
Winner: Airai

Tribal Council

Tribal Council 3: Malakal
Voted Against	Voter
Yau-Man (6 votes)	Amanda, Cirie, Eliza, James, Ozzy, Parvati
Parvati (2 votes)	Jonathan, Yau-Man
Cirie (1 vote)	Ami
VOTED OUT: Yau-Man Chan

Voting Confessionals

Cirie's confessional and an edited version of Jonathan's confessional were shown in the episode.

	Amanda	“	(voting against Yau-Man) I'm sorry, I think you're an awesome player and I really really love your game but I have to go with my alliance on this one.	”

	Ami	“	(voting against Cirie) I think you really stirred up tonight and the sad thing is, you lied to me. Funny.	”

	Jonathan	“	(voting against Parvati) I have nothing against you, Parvati. But I do believe that you are the weakest link. You've flirted with James shamelessly, your relationship with Ozzy, you've stirred up nothing but trouble, you do little around the camp. I think that by following Cirie, you have signed your own death warrant. She has led you like a sheep to the slaughter and played you like a fiddle. I'm sorry for you.	”

	Parvati	“	(voting against Yau-Man) Just trying to keep my alliance and our tribe strong.	”

	Yau-Man	“	(voting against Parvati) I'm voting for you because you're flirting too much with James, you're becoming a very tightly knit couple and I think the tribe is better off without that kind of coupling. Thank you.	”

	Cirie	“	(voting against Yau-Man) This game is about strategy, and you are aligned with the biggest liar in the game. I feel like strategically, this was the best move for me, sorry.	”

	Ozzy	“	(voting against Yau-Man) It was an honor to play with you and I did everything I could to keep you in the game as long as possible, sorry it didn't work out.	”

	Eliza	“	(voting against Yau-Man) This is a really hard vote for me, I'm just doing this to keep myself in this game longer because I think it's a foregone conclusion that you're leaving tonight. I wish it didn't have to be like this and I wish we were all gonna be here to the end. And I'm not lying.	”

	James	“	(voting against Yau-Man) This is probably the biggest mistake I ever made, but I have to keep my alliance strong.	”

Final Words

	Yau-Man	“	No hard feelings, I had a great time. I was a very big target coming into this. You know, by virtue of me doing so well in Fiji, I consider myself lucky. Many people want to get on Survivor once while I've been on twice. But I wish I would have been in there longer. That's the way how this game is, it's a very cruel game but that's the way it goes.	”

Still in the Running

Jon 20th	Mary 19th	Yau-Man 18th	Alexis Airai	Amanda Malakal	Ami Malakal	Chet Airai	Cirie Malakal	Eliza Malakal	Erik Airai
James Malakal	Jason Airai	Joel Airai	Jonathan Malakal	Kathy Airai	Mikey B. Airai	Natalie Airai	Ozzy Malakal	Parvati Malakal	Tracy Airai

Trivia

• Chet Welch claimed that a piece of coral became lodged in his foot during this episode's Reward Challenge. This injury is speculated to be the reason why he later asked to be voted out of the game.
• Jonny Fairplay's words about Yau-Man Chan being voted out as soon as the effects of the Immunity Idol he got wore off came true in this episode.
• The episode title was said by Cirie when reflecting on her swing vote position between Parvati Shallow's and Jonathan Penner's alliances.