Board Thread:Virtual Tribal Council/@comment-1294345-20171012081056

Raw commentary:
 * Australian Survivor has just ended, and Ryan has already taken notes from Luke's playbook by wearing Simone's clothes.
 * But no, the gangly, awkward evil nerd trope quickly got old after Cochran won. No offense to Cochran, but production has oversold his schtick far too long, my marginal utility has diminished.
 * I'm happy that a non-gamebotty person like Lauren is playing a better game than say the gamebots (YAS QUEEN LAUREN G.ODDESS).
 * I was sorta liking Chrissy but she's turning into Survivor's oldest gamebot.
 * Loudmouth Alan struggles in chopping coconuts, why not he try chopping his own coconut head off (I kid)? I was hoping a "time elapsed" lower third popped up when he finally opened one.
 * The pace of the game is so in Kaoh Rong levels of slow. I love it. Three episodes in, and only one idol has been found. Heck, idol talks are idle even.
 * My kisses are very private too.
 * I'm not even halfway thorugh the episode, and I already knew Patrick's going. From freudian slips to deliberate idol digging, redhead is also a knucklehead.
 * Joe-ny, you're on Survivor, don't expect your potato chips to taste like Lays.
 * Finally, a Roark confessional (p.s. it appears that more than half of the remaining people have at least one confessional this week)
 * Jessica is right: Cole should've kept it til after they lose a challenge. He should've bid time. It only takes a matter of time that Joe finds out that Cole had thrown him under the bus and retaliates.
 * If I was Lauren who's played softball apparently, I would've let Patrick have it with the bat losing the challenge that way.
 * I don't know how she did it, but she just owned Patrick. QUEEN <3
 * Ali is smart to let Patrick loose. She knows better.
 * I like it when someone is visibly pissed off after getting voted out. 