User blog:CrimsonRedGhoul/Top 10 Worst Modern Survivor Players

I did the classics, now we're moving to the newer players. Again, players that failed to "Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast" will be here. I'm counting players that competed in Survivor Gabon onward. And unlike the previous list, I will allow returnees, but only those who played twice. So yeah, that technically means no Jeff Varner. Oh well.

Alright, let's get into it.

10. Drew Christy

The guy that threw a challenge only to be voted off them same night? You know he's on here. Not to mention his arrogance, lack of work ethic, and poor social game. Should've at least told people of your dumb plan.

9. Garrett Adelstein

Peridiam described his game as one of the biggest flameouts in Survivor history, and boy did he get that right! Garrett's little "open forum" had to be one of the dumbest ideas ever conceptualized, and it's no wonder he got blindsided that night.

8. Shamar Thomas

You'd think war vets would set the bar high for themselves, but what Joseph from Hell's Kitchen S6 and Shamar from Survivor: Caramoan proved is that's not always the case. Let's focus on Shamar. This guy was insane. Threatening to leave the game, repeatedly fought with people, barely worked around camp, I was honestly waiting desperately for this guy to get voted off.

7. Carolina Eastwood

As I established with John Raymond, first boots are typically not seen with great light. Carolina's perceived bossiness, poor attitude, and general demeanor really didn't make for a good Survivor player. No shock she got the boot over Sandy.

6. Wendy DeSmidt-Kohlhoff

Somebody who I almost felt bad for because of how out-of-place she was with people. Wendy has a pretty bad social game which severely worked against her, and need I mention her poor effort to save herself at tribal council.

5. Francesca Hogi

Ah yes, the one and only Survivor legend. In the ever-so-infamous Redemption Island, Francesca just could not find a good foothold in her tribe, resulting her getting the boot. In Caramoan, she formed a minority alliance and still struggled to fit in with the rest of the group. And of course, she has the amazing distinction of being first voted off twice. Ouch.

4. J'Tia Taylor

J'Tia threw people off from the start, and she really was something different to watch on TV! Barking orders rather than helping, dumping the tribe's rice for…no reason, horrible challenge performances, all adding up to one memorably bad player.

3. Ben Browning

Being one of very few contestants to be disqualified from a challenge doesn't really add up well on your resume. Not to mention his beautifully thought-out comments towards Yasmin. Even Russell Hantz had a better social game than Ben.

2. Colton Cumbie

Although I don't believe he quit twice, he was really hard to watch during One World and Blood vs. Water. Of course, people know pretty well how bad Colton is, so I won't go too hard. Let's just say…he needed to play a better social game.

Blah, blah, blah, dishonorable mentions.

Kelly Shinn

Laura Boneham

David Samson

Chris Noble

Taylor Stocker

Natalie Cole

1. Zane Knight

And now…the biggest way to blow up your game in just 3 days. Form alliances with everyone on day 1, admit to your multiple alliances, fail at the challenge, admit that you failed at the challenge, ask to be voted off for it, use this tactic to try and find out who likes you, but find out it's all in vain because you're a dumbass and you asked to be voted off by everyone on your tribe. No wonder Peridiam ranked his game as the #1 biggest flameout in Survivor.

Yeah, you probably don't agree with this. Oh well. See you next time, where I either discuss why Survivor Pearl Islands is overrated, why Survivor Africa was the worst location ever used, or why Survivor Edge of Extinction is a flaming piece of shit.