Board Thread:Virtual Tribal Council/@comment-26497595-20151117000141

Preface: This week's power rankings are done with great bias and assuming all swing votes are perfectly safe.

1) Kelley Wentworth - QUEEN. BLESS. SLAY. I have no doubt Kelley can worm her way out of the bottom spot. Things may look dark for the first time, but there's a very bright light up ahead and it's coming soon.

2) Kelly Wiglesworth - There's gotta be something coming that involves Kelly, right? Right?

3) Keith Nale - The funniest thing I have ever seen on Survivor (except maybe Rodney's impressions) was Grand Theft Tuk-Tuk. Or To-To. Depends who you ask. Anyways, Keith is loved by his tribe and is a real threat to Joe's immunity streak. There's no reason for the group to target him.

4) Spencer Bledsoe - I have no idea how Spencer got in such a powerful position, but he did. His time will come soon, but not quite yet. I expect him to do some damage before he's escorted out.

5) Kimmi Kappenberg - 

6) Abbie-Marie Gomez - Purple Abi is in full effect, and it's working.

7) Jeremy Collins - He's feeling more and more confident by the episode, and with each episode the chances of him having an epic fall from grace increase.

8) Tasha Fox - I've never really liked Tasha, and hearing from people like Varner and Trish recently, I'm starting to understand why. She's domineering and self-righteous and I can easily see how she can get on the nerves of the others on the island. Coupled with Jeremy's idol, that spells danger for Tasha if the swing votes team up against that pair.

9) Ciera Eastin - Stephen clearly has his guns out for Joe, but if Wentworth finds safety and Jeremy can sway him away from going after Joe again, Ciera is priority #1.

10) Stephen Fishbach - I think the most likely outcome of next week is that Joe will win another immunity and he will flip on Stephen with Keith and Spencer. He would 155000% be number 11 if Joe's situation wasn't so black and white.

11) Joe Anglim - If Joe loses immunity, Joe is gone. By that fact alone I can't place Joe higher than 11th.

Obituary - Andrew Savage

I don't care what anyone says, Savage was a great returnee. He provided entertainment and as much as he got a little too fired up sometimes, it was all for a love of the game and I respect that greatly. He may not be the best player (he definitely isn't the best player), but he doesn't deserve the hate he gets when someone like J'Tia is praised by the internets. I love you Savage. Major DILF. 