Board Thread:Survivor Wiki Online Game Board/@comment-25445212-20150809005801

Posting for Ryan senses on mobie.

Been awhile since I've chatted with either of you. Firstly, congratulations, you Augusto, and you Alex, did what 11 people, couldn't do, and what Crayton, Phoebe, and Brandon didn't want to do.

We all being tremendous survivor fans here, know that a lot of survivor jurors start of there speech with some Bullshit, like, "The one who answers my question the best, or most honest, will receive my vote."

Well, I've always told myself if I was on the survivor jury I'd never do that, that pretty much everyone already has their minds made up pre final tribal council. I never though such words would come out of my mouth. I also never thought that I'd rather vote for the stools you are sitting on then either of you. And Ian, I'll go to next step and say that I'd rather vote for the cockroach, that has the unfortunate position between your ass and your stool.

As much as we all jokes around in the ponderosa house, praying that we wouldn't be forced to write down A L E X or A U G U S T O, we have too. And ironically enough, the majority of us said, Id never vote for Alex unless he's next to Augusto or Brandon AND I'd never vote for Alex unless he's next to Augusto or Brandon. The survivor gods have spoken, and I clearly pissed them off in some way because as long as you too weren't the final two I woulda said,

"F you Augusto"

Or

"F you Alex"

And voted for the other person.

Well, while you two are cracking up on the other end due to our predicament, let's get down and dirty.

I will contradict the Ryan 39 days ago, and say that HOW YOU GUYS RESPOND TO MY QUESTION WILL DETERMINE MY VOTE.

You both may be like, "Ryan's only one vote."

But hey, I'm here to tell you neither of you played anything near the stench of a hyenas ass of Earls or JTs game. So my vote may, or may not decide whether or not you win. So I suggest you fight for it.

I will swallow my pride and dignity and say you two did play better games than me. I had the unfortunate distinction of having to spend my every last day in Venezuela with Augusto, so I'm gonna focus more on Alex. So, channeling my inner Coby, I'm voting for or against Alex.

So Alex, I have a couple questions for you that will make or break my vote, and possibly you chance at being the

sole survivor.

First of all, good on you for winning the final immunity and taking Andrew who would have smoked you. You deserve credit for that. However, your speech puzzled me a bit. You said you are happy losing to Augusto, well, I'm gonna test that.

I want you, to bash every last possible thing about Augustos game. I feel like both of you at times didn't care if you won, or didn't dig deep! You showed me during the challenge you do care, which showed me something I hadn't seen from you. But the whole apologizing to please bullshit, Im not gonna take. I want you to be blunt, and too the point. Show me you what my vote, I'm giving you that chance!

Now, you had a little school girl bitchy attitude when I met you during the tribe swap. You resemble a 5 year old who just got his ice cream cone knocked out of his hand, which results to him bringing his hands to his face, bawling, and clinging to mommy. Now, I love little kids, and would do anything for my little cousins, but I have ZERO respect for a 15 year old little boy wearing tighty whites. To quote another wise fella from Fiji "take the skirt off."

You got pushed over by your tribe in the early going, at least from what you old me, also hence to why you were the less of Courtney Marit during touchy subjects. Prove to me you actually want this title, and tell me why Augustos game was absolute shit! If you neglect to do this, or displease me, you won't lose my vote and possibly a million dollars.

Dude, instead of crying about being pushed over, make us respect you. I respect your approach to the game, and I do believe you played better game than Augusto. So I need you to man up, and stand up for yourself.

I would like to congratulate you on finding the double idol, and I do believe even though you didn't have to play it, you still used it to your advantage.

I do think you actually played a pretty good game Alex, you need to stand up for yourself and prove to this jury that you want this, and if you do, you will win this game!

Oh Augusto, you were my ride or die. I thought that for sure that once I was gone there was ZERO way you make the end and have a shot to win. As much as it hurts your opening speech, I was the one who turned Markos and Andrew against each other. So nice try on that one.

Secondly, don't take all the credit for my blindside. It was mainly Lukes move, and you were just one other guy to write R Y A N on the paper.

Enough on your attempt of a jury speech.

So here's the deal, you can thank me later by the way...

Alex will determine who I vote for. There is only one way you could fuck this up. IF YOU SAY ONE WORD OF RESPONSE ON THIS THREAD, MY VOTE WILL GO TO ALEX.

I'm asking you to do NOTHING, because that's what you've done all game. Did you even show up to the final immunity challenges? I don't give a damn what you did in this game, if you don't show me you want this, then your not gonna get it. I'm not wasting my vote on a guy who doesn't want to win.

You can say that you want to win, but your actions speak otherwise. Alex has shown he has potential, you, have not.

And by the way, congratulations on getting second in three immunities. From where I come from, you were just first loser in 3 immunities.

Congratulations on making the end, all in all you are there and I'm not, so kudos to you. Believe it or I actually have concerned voting for you, but I don't wanna hear any more Bologna about shit you didn't do.

With that being said...

Alrighty boys, It's up to you Alex to answer my questions, and you Augusto to keep your mouth shut, to earn my vote. It's up to you whether I vote for the socially awkward singer from Nebraska, or the guy who has the intelligence of a goose. 