Board Thread:Survivor: Wikia - Season 2/@comment-4227319-20130225234119

Well, hello my Final 3! Before I begin I would just like to congratulate each one of you for making it as far as you did. Now that I got my politeness out of the way we can begin. Where to start? I think I'll start with Alex. Hey Alex how have you been? Good to hear! Oh me? I've been greeeeaaaatttt. Okay I just wanted you to know that I think you may just be the most phony, annoying, whiny, egotistical, pathetic excuse of a human being to ever walk this green earth. Here is just a little example of your antics. Ian yells "Sole wins immunity." Now here is your reaction: "RIGGAGE! Sole is cheating Ian you have to disqualify him!!!" Or when you receive a vote: "Who voted for ME? I am the bestest person on the planet, who would DARE vote for me?" So yeah Alex you are quite pathetic. You played arguably the most cutthroat game out here and I applaud you for that, but you also made yourself look like the biggest jackass with your constant crying. Respond to this however you want, it doesn't change my vote. Oh and I have a confession to make, I did vote for you at Kaitlyn's boot and if she would've voted on time you would've went home. But you don't have to worry Alex, that was the LAST time I will right your name down, I can promise you that, because there is no way in Hell that you are getting my vote. Now onto Zion. You see the type of person you are every day at school. You know, the one that follows the popular kids around, desperately searching for attention. Yeah, that's you. You were so far up Alex's ASS this ENTIRE game that you could smell his pathetic turds. I want you to answer this question, name one big move that you made without Alex's permission. You had so many opportunities to turn this game around but you did NOTHING. There is only one thing worse than a pathetic sad sac (Alex) and that is the one who treats that said Pathetic Sad Sac like royalty and that person is you. Never before have I met such a spineless person and you really disappointed me. Now time for Gerda. Gerda, you really impressed me. You managed to get to F3 without getting any votes against you and I applaud you for that. You also played one hell of a game. You managed to distance yourself just enough from Alex so you weren't grouped with Zion as a pathetic follower but you also kept close enough that you were never targeted. You let Alex and Zion take all the hits for their actions and you walked away blemish free and hopefully with the title of Sole Survivor. You may not have been the strongest strategically, physically, or even socially but you made friends, played a kick-ass game and won the immunity that counted the most (All things Alex and Zion couldn't do) and for that I give you my vote. I hope the other jury members acknowledge your amazing game and I look forward to hearing your name announced as the winner for Survivor: Hawaii!  