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Villains Life on Day 1 (Special Feature)

Abi: *talking with nobdy really caring and/or listening* And I still have the fourth idol with me right now.

NaOnka: Whatever...


 * they wrestle in an epic catfight*

Colton: You're both idiotic.

Alicia: You're idioticER.


 * it is now a four way cat fight (Yeah Colton, I went there.)*

Pete: *walking by, twirling his finger around his ear*

Jon: *sees the fight*... I WANNA GO HOME!

Richard: *fishes naked*

Jon: *seeing this* I want to go home even more!

Corinne and Brenda: Alright, go home.

Phillip: Me and my epic pink undies aren't going anywhere!

(Long story short, Richard is pulled from the game. He didn't quit, nor was medevaced, but still had to pay a few more taxes. Jon quit, ticking off Probst so much that he literally kicks Jon off the show. Phillip is arrested by the government because he was wearing only underwear. Abi, Colton, NaOnka, and Alicia are taken from the game for physically fighting, a violation of the rules. Pete, Corinne, and Brenda are eaten by bears, with Smokey cooking them. "Only you can't prevent forrest fires.")

Jeff: Heroes, drop your buffs.