Udder Revenge

Udder Revenge is the sixth episode of.

Story
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- Previously On... Survivor: Tensions at Tagi Tribe were on the rise. While at Pagong, the mood was downcast. But at the Reward Challenge, Pagong rebounded by winning a special food prize. And a romance began to bloom. Back at Tagi, Dirk was running on empty. And his tribe thought they had the Immunity Challenge wrapped up. But their overconfidence cost them dearly. Their loss sent them back to Tribal Council, where the voting alliance reared its ugly head. Eleven castaways remain. Who will be voted off tonight? "none"

- It's Day 16 on the island and the Survivors are starting to plan for their future. Until now, the two tribes have been adversaries. They built separate societies and have established their own routines. But in the game of Survivor everything must change. Three days from now the two tribes will be forced to merge into a single new tribe. Will they continue to vote along old tribal lines after the merger, or will it be everyone for themselves? This week's episode finds the impending merger on everyone's mind.

Day 16
Both tribes have the upcoming merge on their mind. The Tagi alliance think they have the upper hand because Pagong isn't taking the game seriously. Susan wants to target Greg, Jenna, and Gervase first. Richard is confident that he's the one calling the shots."tagi"

- We're having a Pagong day. We're laying around doing nothing. "tagi"

- This is an interesting point in the game right here-- right on the verge of the merge. Two nights before we merge, it's an interesting time. Change is coming, as they say. "tagi"

- I think it'll be cool when we merge. I think they're nice people. I don't think they're taking this... seriously. They're playing “Island 90210.” They think that they'll go to their little mud volcano and give each other facials and they don't need to really do anything because they're just here to... look cute on TV, I don't know.

At Pagong camp, the tribe prepares to eat one of the chickens they won at the previous Reward Challenge. Though some tribe members are squeamish about killing the bird, Joel does the deed and the tribe chows down. Pagong plans to eat all three chickens before the merge so that Tagi can't have any."pagong"

- One hour to chicken time. T-minus one hour. "pagong"

- We're going to wait till about another hour and then we're going to chop their head off. "pagong"

- We'll take the little nasty one first. "pagong"

- And pull out all their feathers. I think not everybody wants to participate in the chopping of the head. "pagong"

- I can't-- I mean, come on, it's a little chicken. "pagong"

- There is not going to be a trace of that thing on Earth. "pagong"

- I don't have any emotional attachment. From the moment I saw them, they were food. You know, they never were pets to me. I don't enjoy killing things. It's not, like, a thrill to kill something, but anybody who eats meat has to realize that somebody killed that. Someone's killing it for you. "pagong"

- I don't want to watch it die. I want to have it put on my plate and put in front of me. "pagong"

- I'm missing food the most. I could go for some chicken right now. Any kind: baked, fried, I don't care-- food. "pagong"

- I just like to ignore that whole aspect of, uh, the food chain-- the whole death part. "pagong"

- Oh, we're going to eat, uh, three chickens in three days. We want to eat them before we merge tribes. We don't want them getting any of our chickens. Besides, one of them was pecking the hell out of me. "pagong"

- I've interacted with the chickens as little as possible. I'm not petting them, putting them on leashes, taking them for walks, naming them and, you know, calling them my very own. It does no good to befriend dinner. "pagong"

- I've never gone through the process of feeding a chicken, watering a chicken, then butchering a chicken. I can smell the, like, the grease and... And it's going to fry and bubble and... (sighs) "pagong"

- Mmm! Dinner. Chicken! "pagong"

- People were happy before, I know that the nutrition hit their bodies. It was, I think, the first really recognizable piece of protein that people have had that, you know, everybody kind of knew what it was and make you feel like you chewed on something. I think, mentally, the chicken was more important than it was physically.

Back at Tagi, Richard has taken to lounging around camp in the nude due to the hot weather. His tribemates are none too thrilled with the new development."tagi"

- It's funny when I hear "How come you're naked all the time?" I'm naked less than one percent of the time. I'd like to be naked all the time. That would be smarter in this 100-degree weather. "tagi"

- (laughing) "tagi"

- He walks around naked quite a bit. I think it probably bugs some of the guys. "tagi"

- Seems kind of childish and immature to me and kind of grandstanding and walking around on national TV. "tagi"

- He runs around pretty often without clothes on and he don't think nothing of it. "tagi"

- I couldn't care less whether guys or girls are around. It doesn't make any difference. "tagi"

- If there's any horny gay men out there that want a horny guy in return, I know one. "tagi"

- Naked isn't sexual to me, and it doesn't... I don't think of it that way, it doesn't faze me that way so, no, I'm pretty comfortable naked. "tagi"

- I don't agree with his lifestyle and I told him that, and he probably don't agree with mine. But, anyway, we got to work together up until this merger, anyway. I finally went along with this alliance and if I didn't, I'd be out of here probably the next vote or the one after. "tagi"

- I've been trying to support keeping Rudy from Day 1. I want to bring him along to the next round where... he won't care much and probably will get voted off before, uh... winning. I don't think somebody's in control of our group, in particular. I think... I'm in control of... who's being voted off and I think that's all that matters to me.

Pagong has a controversy of its own when Gervase makes an offensive joke, declaring, "Girls are the stupidest thing on this planet next to cows." Jenna and Colleen are angry, and privately wonder why Gervase hasn’t been voted out already. Gervase theorizes that his charm and personality are keeping him safe in the game. Jenna and Colleen are also annoyed with Joel, who congratulated Gervase on the joke."pagong"

- I made a totally dumb statement now that I regret. You know, it was kind of just a poke at the girls, give them a little shot. "Girls are the stupidest thing on the planet next to cows" was the remark. "pagong"

- Well, I said, "You know, Gervase, I told those girls that all they had to do was, like, when they write your name on that piece of paper and hold it up to the camera they can look straight into the lens and go, 'Moo!'" (laughs) His mouth dropped open like he had never considered that maybe that was not the best thing to say to a woman who had that much power over him. "pagong"

- No, I'm being very apologetic because it was stupid. I mean... a-after I said it, you know, I could... after I said it... (gets interrupted by Colleen) "pagong"

- Gervase is... He's on a free ride, man. He's untouchable. I don't know how he gets through. He called the women cows. He doesn't do stuff half the time. "pagong"

- I haven't done a thing out here since I've been here, it seems like, and that's cool. Joel does the fishing. He does the paddling. I'm just out there hanging on the raft with him. When they built that hut on the beach, I was nowhere near there. I was in the shade somewhere. You know, I was looking for a coconut or something. I think everybody has done cooking rice at one point in time. I have yet to cook anything. "pagong"

- I didn't see him do anything yesterday, but that is nothing new, and that surprises me that I still haven't voted for Gervase. He doesn't seem to pull his own weight, and I know for a fact that he voted against me, so why the hell haven't I voted for him? I don't know. "pagong"

- I knew coming here was all about charm and personality. That will get me through. "pagong"

- His charm does get him through, you know, but he hasn't been so charming today, so maybe he's going to get the vote.

Day 17
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- The Tagi Tribe has lost the last two Reward Challenges and they're growing more hungry each day, but tonight there is another Reward Challenge, for food.

For the Reward Challenge, three tribe members must search an abandoned campsite to find three items. After Tagi found its first two items, Richard accidentally returns with a duplicate item, handing the victory to Pagong. They win canned foods and a chocolate bar. That night, Pagong discusses the impending merge and says that the six of them should stick together or risk getting voted out one by one. However, Gretchen isn't too interested in joining an alliance. Elsewhere, Jenna and Colleen are getting increasingly annoyed by Joel, whom they perceive as condescending and bossy towards the women. Joel insists he isn't a chauvinist.

Day 18
The Immunity Challenge is a relay race that involves swinging on a rope, scaling a wall, and crossing a series of boards to reach the finish line. The teams are neck and neck for most of the race, but in the end, Tagi wins by a nose. A dejected Pagong returns to camp to find that the nearby monitor lizards ate "Dinner," Pagong's last chicken. Meanwhile, the women of the tribe target Gervase or Joel as the night's boot. At Tribal Council, Gervase pleaded ignorance about the cow joke, claiming he doesn't remember saying it. He insists he feels safe from the vote. His feeling is vindicated when the women, plus Greg, team up to vote out Joel in a 4-2 decision. Joel is the sixth person voted out of Survivor.

Reward
Challenge: Abandoned Barracks

One at a time, each tribe member raced to a barrack. There were three different items in there (a can opener, a knife, and an army helmet). The first tribe to get all of their items (with no duplicates) back to the start won reward.

Reward: Canned foods and a chocolate bar.

Winner: Pagong

Immunity
Challenge: The Obstacle Course

After being split up into pairs, the tribes must race through a military-style obstacle course. The first pair will run the first half of the course where they will meet up with the second pair. Together the two pairs will run the second half of the course. The first tribe to cross the finish line wins immunity.

Winner: Tagi

Voting Confessionals
Colleen and Greg’s confessionals are only available on DVD.

"pagong"

- Okay, Captain America, Mr. January. Um, I don't want to vote for anybody, but it just comes down to, uh, it seems like you're in a good place right now with a good job and things like that, so I think-- I think it'll be okay, okay.

"pagong"

- There is no other reason why, this got to be for somebody and that's we were going now.

"pagong"

- The nature's phone said so.

"pagong"

- I picked Joel for two reasons. One, he has been condescending to women and it makes him difficult to work with; and two, it seemed that he had the most money out of us. So I think he needs to win less.

"pagong"

- Just, I have to vote.

"pagong"

- He has been condescending towards us ladies. Mooooooo!!!!! Just step above a cow.

Behind the Scenes

 * Pagong discovered their last chicken got eaten by a lizard, Greg asked who counted a chicken before it hatched and accused Joel of doing that and they got into a argument.

Other

 * Starting with this episode, every member of Pagong would be eliminated until none were left.
 * This was the first episode to have a challenge held at night.
 * This episode marked the ending of the two competing tribes having a pattern when visiting Tribal Council. Tagi visited first, then Pagong, then Tagi again, and so on. This would happen again in and.
 * The now-defunct Survivor: Borneo website mislabeled Pagong as the Immunity Challenge winners in the challenges section of this episode.
 * This marks the first and only time that Greg Buis ever votes with the majority.
 * This is only if you don't count his jury vote.
 * This is the first episode where both tribes sat out a member.